WHAT THE FUCK
I haven’t posted on this in awhile. That’s because I forgot the e-mail to log in to this… So that’s that.
My new Chumhandle is ironicExecutioner, so add me at your own will.
I sweAr to god I w!ll not hes!tAte to tAlk w!th my Annoy!ng qu!rks.
Also, ghost butts.
I have concocted another bullshit theory for you (all one of you). Here we go!
I noticed awhile back that none of the adult characters in Homestuck have eyes. Then I realized that all of the adult characters in Homestuck are actually the Alpha Kids grown up during the Beta Kids’ session. Now, that’s not really the important part. The part that is important, is that Grandpa Harley (Who is actually, Jake English in a different universe, if I’m not mistaken) has eyes, and they are white.
You know what characters have white eyes in Homestuck? Ghosts.
All of their parents (John’s Dad, Rose’s Mom, Bro, and Grandpa Harley) ARE DEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAD!
Our John is growing up
WhAt !f i tAlked l!ke th!s All of the t!me? i th!nk thAt would be reAlly glubbin Annoy!ng. These Are All of my qu!rks thAt i use on troll!An when i chAt up my fr!ends.
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