“You are the MAGE OF BREATH, or you will be once you awake on PROSPIT. Once you enter the game, you will start in the LAND OF SKY AND SPIRES, which is inhabited by SALAMANDERS. There, the enemies drop SAPPHIRE GRIST and serve the feared Denizen METATRON, but you’ll surely be able to overcome them with your trusty BOOMERANGKIND strife specibus. Your username is ironicExecutioner, and you use the HASHMAP fetch modus.”
Since I never really typed a proper “about me” anywhere, I figured I might as well do it right now, especially now that I have followers who might actually give a shit (though I don’t know how many shits they give). That’s actually a really good idea because I’m in class and it looks like I’m doing work when I’m typing so much. Alright.
My name is Evan and I am 17 years old, I turn 18 in February, so I’m an Aquarius :0
I like drawing, programming, and reading comics like Homestuck, which is kind of the main reason I’ve created this “blog” of sorts, though I may occasionally post about unrelated things. For this, I shall use the tag system that Tumblr has so graciously provided for me. Well done, Tumblr.
I used to make my own webcomics, but I sucked at keeping up a regular schedule since I’m a full time student and I work a part time job, so I kind of stopped for the time being. Also I’m a terrible writer, that’s probably part of the reason.
One more thing! I added a button over there —> where you can request something for me to draw! YOU SHOULD DO THAT! It helps give me ideas of what to post and in turn makes you happy because I did what you wanted me to do! I’ll probably only fulfill Homestuck related requestions, though. Wow, I just noticed that typo. Okay as of now that section is for requests and questions. Requestions.
That’s about all you need to know about me, so take care everyone, and have a nice day.
“You are the MAGE OF BREATH, or you will be once you awake on PROSPIT. Once you enter the game, you will start in the LAND OF WIND AND SKY, which is inhabited by SALAMANDERS. There, the enemies drop EMERALD GRIST and serve the feared Denizen METATRON, but you’ll surely be able to overcome them with your trusty SCYTHEKIND strife specibus. Your username is ironicExecutioner, and you use the HASHMAP fetch modus.”—http://code.amateurtopologist.com/chargen
I have concocted another bullshit theory for you (all one of you). Here we go!
I noticed awhile back that none of the adult characters in Homestuck have eyes. Then I realized that all of the adult characters in Homestuck are actually the Alpha Kids grown up during the Beta Kids’ session. Now, that’s not really the important part. The part that is important, is that Grandpa Harley (Who is actually, Jake English in a different universe, if I’m not mistaken) has eyes, and they are white.
You know what characters have white eyes in Homestuck? Ghosts.
All of their parents (John’s Dad, Rose’s Mom, Bro, and Grandpa Harley) ARE DEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAD!